whoompshing 

the act of jerking off, the act of masturbating

why is your door locked? are you whoompshing there?
you were whoompshing all day

whoompshing by trueluv January 24, 2011

whooshing

A sound in one's ears or actually in the brain sometimes made by a disease called Tinnitus. Missed deadlines can make the same sound.
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
Douglas Adams, English novelist

Ooopss, I am late with my tax forms, just heard the deadline whooshing.

whooshing by Extrem0phile April 12, 2006

Whooshing

The act of informing someone that a joke has gone over their head

Tom: No Way! This video got a trillion views!
Bob: Actually, that’s not possible.
Little did bob know, the joke went over his head, and Tom was going to start whooshing him

Whooshing by GeosWorld November 23, 2022

Whoopsing 

To reassure someone that they don't need to say whoops for something that wasn’t their fault.

them: *spamming you cause you left them on delivered*
you: “oopsies”

them: “whoops”

you: “why are you whoopsing for i was the one that left you on delivered”

Whoopsing by smelly ali April 7, 2024