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to jerk off, to masturbate

i need to whoompsh, dont open my door

whoompsh by trueluv January 24, 2011

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WHOOPSH

a mistake or a derogatory term. Pronounced like the word whoops, with and h at the end. (Typically said in a grandma tone)

WHOOPSH I dropped a penny.
WHOOPSH my wig fell off!
That was a big whoopsh!!!!!!!
He likes whoopshin it!
whoopsh that!

WHOOPSH by Amanda Me March 27, 2010

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whoompshing

the act of jerking off, the act of masturbating

why is your door locked? are you whoompshing there?
you were whoompshing all day

whoompshing by trueluv January 24, 2011

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whoopshank

A word used to describe something as being rubbish (whack) (rubbish) (pony)

Dave has just got a new car but its pretty whoopshank

whoopshank by David Coppin December 9, 2008

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whoomph

the act of pulling a condom over your hand, without breaking it.

whoomph me! aaaahahahahaha slap, bitch

whoomph by cory sexkellis April 21, 2007

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whoopshacked

a verb describing something bad happening to some thing or some one

(your teacher gave Bob an F) Bob you got whoopshacked

(you lost in a game) you got whoopshacked

whoopshacked by ConquererE January 7, 2019

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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