whoompsh 

to jerk off, to masturbate

i need to whoompsh, dont open my door

whoompsh by trueluv January 24, 2011

WHOOPSH 

a mistake or a derogatory term. Pronounced like the word whoops, with and h at the end. (Typically said in a grandma tone)

WHOOPSH I dropped a penny.
WHOOPSH my wig fell off!
That was a big whoopsh!!!!!!!
He likes whoopshin it!
whoopsh that!

WHOOPSH by Amanda Me March 27, 2010

whoompshing 

the act of jerking off, the act of masturbating

why is your door locked? are you whoompshing there?
you were whoompshing all day

whoompshing by trueluv January 24, 2011

whoopshank 

A word used to describe something as being rubbish (whack) (rubbish) (pony)

Dave has just got a new car but its pretty whoopshank

whoopshank by David Coppin December 9, 2008

whoomph 

the act of pulling a condom over your hand, without breaking it.

whoomph me! aaaahahahahaha slap, bitch

whoomph by cory sexkellis April 21, 2007

whoopshacked 

a verb describing something bad happening to some thing or some one

(your teacher gave Bob an F) Bob you got whoopshacked

(you lost in a game) you got whoopshacked

whoopshacked by ConquererE January 7, 2019