Whoompa 

An extremely fat woman that makes you go WOAH!, or like an Ompa Loompa its Whoompa

Look at that Whoompa over there she probably eats mcdonalds 24/7

Whoompa by Jill Warren December 16, 2008

Whoompty 

A large, nicely shaped butt.

Yo peep honey over there in the red; she got a whoompty!

Whoompty by yii510 November 12, 2011

a can of whoopass 

A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.

1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."

2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"

a can of whoopass by Ben Graham October 12, 2005

can of whoopass 

Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.

Are you going to quit whining, or am I gonna have to open up a can of whoopass on you?

can of whoopass by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003

whoomp 

1. (n)(obs.) the place where it is
2. (n) the place where it was

Has anyone seen Tag Team lately? Whoomp! They're gone! (Perhaps they're hanging out with 95 South.)

whoomp by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

whoompsh 

to jerk off, to masturbate

i need to whoompsh, dont open my door

whoompsh by trueluv January 24, 2011

whoomper 

To pass gas, to far, t to rip one

Jimmy said, "Excuse me!" as he let out a big whoomper.
Jeffery let a whoomper rip at the wedding during the vows.

As the bench vibrated, Coach Wes said, "Ok, who whoompered???"

whoomper by Uncle Jimmy jam May 9, 2018