Whoompa
Whoompa by Jill Warren December 16, 2008
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a can of whoopass
A phrase used to indicate that the target is about to be introduced to a whole world of pain. Specifically, you, by opening this can, are going to unleash the power of whooping (that is, in the sense of attacking and beating, not in the sense of whooping cough) upon their sorry ass.
1. Specific use:
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."
2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
Jerry paused in thought.
"For what you have said about my mother, my girlfriend, and the proud ancestry of my forebears," he announced, "I have every intention of opening a can of whoopass."
2. General form:
"If <offending body> continues with <offending action>, it is totally time to open a can of whoopass"
a can of whoopass by Ben Graham October 12, 2005
can of whoopass
Retribution; or an act which manifests such. Commonly used in conjunction with the verb "to open up a". Also see whoop-ass and to get medieval on.
can of whoopass by Sparkly Minx November 15, 2003
whoomp
whoomp by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004
whoompsh
to jerk off, to masturbate
whoomper
Jimmy said, "Excuse me!" as he let out a big whoomper.
Jeffery let a whoomper rip at the wedding during the vows.
As the bench vibrated, Coach Wes said, "Ok, who whoompered???"
Jeffery let a whoomper rip at the wedding during the vows.
As the bench vibrated, Coach Wes said, "Ok, who whoompered???"
whoomper by Uncle Jimmy jam May 9, 2018
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