A highly evolved talent, formed over a rich lifetime of direct human experience understanding the motivations for farting in any given situation as well as knowing what has been consumed to power the sound and the stench of the flatus itself.
Early on I realized that I excel in the highly sought-after area of expertise called “fart whispering” quite by accident; my profoundly flatulent fathermay have spawned this esoteric interest to begin with but it is my work in men’s prisons that has allowed me to become as highly adept as I am today.
A maneuver used during sexual intercourse to allow the male to discretely break wind. The man spreads his own butt cheeks to allow the fart to emit softly through the anal cavity, hopefully without any noise. This tactic is especially useful while changing positions, and if the girl says she smells something, you assure her that the stench is coming from between her own legs.
When I was about to hit itdoggie, I relieved myself with the whispering ghost. That hoe had no idea I farted. I said it was my B.O.
When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.