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Whalerus 

A female so fat, she's could be the result of a whale mating with a walrus.
"Cindy is huge!" "Yeah dude, she's whalerus sized all right!"
Whalerus by Aryanjbubber May 19, 2022
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Hartford Whalers 

The Hartford Whalers was the best thing that has ever happened to Conneticut. They werent that good, and usually missed the playoffs barely each year, but who gives a shit. Now theres only WNBA in CT, and it blows. IF the Whalers were still in Hartford then Conneticut, would not only have a professional team, but a world championship, as the Carolina Hurricanes, won the Stanley Cup, in 2006 and made it to the finals in 2002. The Hartford Whalers was something special to Conneticut, and now theres nothing. So you shouldve listened to The Zambonis and supported your team. If you dont miss the whalers you dont have a heart. And too all those hicks in Carolina, they arent true fans, also you dont deserve a championship. Weve went through decades of pain and never got a cup. So this championship (2006) isn't yours. Its for us True Whaler fans, yeah this ones ours.
damnit i miss the brass bonzana (Hartford Whalers theme song)

whaleruss 

a woman fatter than a walrus but not fat enough to be a whale
vicky omfg it looks liker her
sarah i know lol she looks like a whaleruss
vicky hey alex who does this look like
alex 3 seconds later OMFG ITS DJ
whaleruss by misslovley October 31, 2009
Boston based rock band, lead singer is rob gnarly.
Rob gnarly and the whalers are putting on a sold out show in front of the flipping Jenny boat by the waterfront you guys want to go?
Whalers by Solid Mantis August 6, 2016

Whalebush 

1. A person (usually woman) that has an astounding lack of knowledge relating to whales, and hair, uncannily, resembling a bush.
The honors biology student, with lack of whale knowledge and curly hair, is a whalebush

Your acting like a whalebush right now

No, whales are not fish, you whalebush
Whalebush by Whalebush1 October 14, 2010
An animal that is very fat and has tusks. Walruses somtimes originate from Puerto Rico and Chicago.
My name is bugga whalrus and im from chicago.
whalrus by The fag that u hate December 12, 2017