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Hartford Whalers 

The Hartford Whalers was the best thing that has ever happened to Conneticut. They werent that good, and usually missed the playoffs barely each year, but who gives a shit. Now theres only WNBA in CT, and it blows. IF the Whalers were still in Hartford then Conneticut, would not only have a professional team, but a world championship, as the Carolina Hurricanes, won the Stanley Cup, in 2006 and made it to the finals in 2002. The Hartford Whalers was something special to Conneticut, and now theres nothing. So you shouldve listened to The Zambonis and supported your team. If you dont miss the whalers you dont have a heart. And too all those hicks in Carolina, they arent true fans, also you dont deserve a championship. Weve went through decades of pain and never got a cup. So this championship (2006) isn't yours. Its for us True Whaler fans, yeah this ones ours.
damnit i miss the brass bonzana (Hartford Whalers theme song)

whaleasaurus 

A humungous overweight out of shape poor excuse for a living thing.
A whaleasaurus lay on the beach surrounded by empty food containers.
whaleasaurus by jpg3 May 18, 2013

freelance whales 

they're a pretty great indie band from the great state of NY. awesome tracks are: Hannah, generator 1st floor, and ghosting. to name just a few. very creative/quirky lyrics. everyone in the band sings and plays an instrument. extremely underrated & worth listening to.
man, have you heard of the album weathervanes by freelance whales? it's pretty rad.

when i listen to freelance whales it's like joy running around in my head.

Freelance Whales = just sweet.

Shave the Whales 

A phrase coined by Scott Adams and used as a cover of his book.
Dogbert reasons:

Whales are mammals...
All mammals have hair...

Shave the whales
Shave the Whales by Wize.Online August 10, 2008

Blue Whaler 

A man who goes for the largest and/or most overweight woman at a venue or in his social circle. (The ‘Blue Whale’ being the largest known animal to ever have existed).
Doug is such a Blue Whaler, especially after exacerbating his seamanship with a draught of 30 keg beers on Bromas.
Blue Whaler by THEdickhatch April 11, 2013

Save the Whales Syndrome

The belief that your niche cause is of such vital importance to everyone in the world that it’s your mission to force it on as many people as possible.
Ya, I know, just another case of “Save the Whales Syndrome”.