Whalebush 

1. A person (usually woman) that has an astounding lack of knowledge relating to whales, and hair, uncannily, resembling a bush.

The honors biology student, with lack of whale knowledge and curly hair, is a whalebush

Your acting like a whalebush right now

No, whales are not fish, you whalebush

Whalebush by Whalebush1 October 14, 2010

whalebesity 

Eating so much you turn into a whale and then you get pushed into the ocean when you go to the beach because you're mistaken for a beached whale

Oh man I ate a bag of m&ms and a bag of skittles and some chocolate wafers and washed it down with a carne asada burrito. I'm suffering from whalebesity!

whalebesity by Barbara TayTay Treez October 21, 2011

whalebass 

Used to describe a really fat and ugly person.

"Yo, I saw this f'in whalebass on the subway... man, I pure wanted to puke"

whalebass by King VX August 27, 2006

whaleruss 

a woman fatter than a walrus but not fat enough to be a whale

vicky omfg it looks liker her
sarah i know lol she looks like a whaleruss
vicky hey alex who does this look like
alex 3 seconds later OMFG ITS DJ

whaleruss by misslovley October 31, 2009

whaleish 

when one feels very calm and slow but their mind is moving like crazy and putting strange and interesting thoughts down on paper.

"today i woke up and felt very whaleish once i got dressed and ready to take on my day"

whaleish by Dr. Finneus Ratworth P.H.D April 26, 2010

Whalerus 

A woman that is fatter than a walrus, but not quite as big as a whale.

Andrew: Hey Dave there's Tracy the great white Whalerus!
Dave: Andrew grab the harpoon!

Whalerus by Mungzilla June 22, 2008

whaleshark 

one of the only vegiarian sharks it's pimpin cause it can swallow you whole

whaleshark duh the whaleshark will eat you man!!!!!

whaleshark by lizard0004 February 6, 2008