whaleruss

a woman fatter than a walrus but not fat enough to be a whale

vicky omfg it looks liker her
sarah i know lol she looks like a whaleruss
vicky hey alex who does this look like
alex 3 seconds later OMFG ITS DJ

by misslovley October 31, 2009

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Walrussing

The act of drinking two beverages at the same time, representing the tusks of a walrus. Two beer bottles achieve the most desired effect. © Walrussing 2011

Bro1- Yo, it's 2-fer's tonight!

Bro2- Bro, perfecttt walrussing conditions!

by Voodoo87 November 30, 2011

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whalebass

Used to describe a really fat and ugly person.

"Yo, I saw this f'in whalebass on the subway... man, I pure wanted to puke"

by King VX August 27, 2006

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The Hartford Whalers was the best thing that has ever happened to Conneticut. They werent that good, and usually missed the playoffs barely each year, but who gives a shit. Now theres only WNBA in CT, and it blows. IF the Whalers were still in Hartford then Conneticut, would not only have a professional team, but a world championship, as the Carolina Hurricanes, won the Stanley Cup, in 2006 and made it to the finals in 2002. The Hartford Whalers was something special to Conneticut, and now theres nothing. So you shouldve listened to The Zambonis and supported your team. If you dont miss the whalers you dont have a heart. And too all those hicks in Carolina, they arent true fans, also you dont deserve a championship. Weve went through decades of pain and never got a cup. So this championship (2006) isn't yours. Its for us True Whaler fans, yeah this ones ours.

damnit i miss the brass bonzana (Hartford Whalers theme song)

by I'll tell you when your older, September 24, 2006

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