Westpost

"A joke/A category of shitposts" about a Hidden Condo Game from PurpleUser_One, This is mostly heard and seen in Midnight Horrors Bootleg Communities

Generally speaking, if you think this is funny you probably have first grader humor and don't get attention from your parents

Person A: Wanna see my westpost?
Person B: Sure.
Person B: Yeah no that wasn't even relatively funny, You're not letting a Gooner Goon in peace.

by Throwaway #67 October 13, 2025

westport, ma

Westport, Massachusetts is the premier location of vacationers to spend time on the lovely beaches and waters of this seaside town. These vacationers are called "skukes" by the locals, referring to the bird who comes around in the summer, but flocks during the winter. Anyone who sets foot in Westport during the summer that doesn't live there is considered a skuke by the locals and it isnt common to hear things such as "GO HOME" or "WHERE DO YOU LIVE AGAIN" as they bombarde the seashore of Cherry& Webb, Bakers Beach, Horseneck and even Boat Beach. There is one known ice-cream shop that actually gets good money, that being Handy Hill, but those locals know better, they know all the hott spots in town. The 4th of july is crazy, so crazy you have to get to the beach at the crack ass of dawn to get an area. It is not uncommon to find beach volleyball matches, paddleball or even kids swimming to the sand bar. All in all, Westport is the premier location for beaches, parties and never the less, skukes.

Now the Cape kids say this to...but our life is your vacation

by skuke hata May 14, 2005

Westport

Ah, Westport. What to say about this little town in Fairfield County in Connecticut. A gorgeous town ridden with filthy rich people that have so much money that they have nothing better to do than to drive around in their luxury cars and spoil their children rotten. These children are living better right now than many the majority of the United States ever will. So what do they do? They buy all designer clothing, get either a Range Rover, a BMW, or a Lexus when they turn 16, get incredibly drunk and stoned at least twice a week. Go figure. On the other hand though, they mostly manage to do incredibly in academics and sports and many of the children will go to ivy league schools. Westport is probably one of the whitest areas that you will ever find. There are maybe 10 African American families in Westport at a maximum. Their idea of ghetto is Norwalk, Connecticut which is definitely no Harlem or anything of the sort. These peoples lives are spent at parties, renovating their already mic-mansion homes, playing tennis, and getting their hair re-dyed. Vacation is almost a whole different topic in and of itself. People are always going to some tropical island, Europe, a cruise, Martha's Vineyard, Nantucket, or Cape Cod. It is unavoidable. Oh yeah, and don't forget the celebrities who live there that these people often see in the supermarket, barnes and noble, or just walking around town like everyone else. The FC definitely gives the OC a run for their money. No pun intended of course.

Befriend everyone and you will be good.

by Westporter April 2, 2005

Westport Island

1. Island in south-east Maine really dang close to the border. Wicked scenery, ten miles long, one mile wide, solitary gas station with fraggin' expensive coffee filters if you run out on Christmas Day. That and a firehouse. Not much else, really.

That last town we went through was so small it coulda been Westport Island.

by Mainer in Exile January 12, 2009

Westport

A beautiful, mid-sized town in Connecticut. It has great shopping areas and vast estates, particularly in the Greens Farms area. Some waterfront homes can cost in excess of 20 million dollars. Unlike many of the so called "wealthy" Long Island and New Jersey towns Westport and the neighboring Fairfield County towns do not feel the need to wear their wealth on their sleeves. However, everyone knows outside of Manhattan and The Hamptons, Fairfield County is the center of high priced homes and high class lifestyle in the metro-area. Westport is one of the greatest and richest towns in Fairfield County.

Forget Westport being the richest towns in Connecticut. It is one of the richest in America. It is a great place to live and a haven for Judeo-Protestant wealth.

Now bring around the Maybach!

by old timer December 28, 2005

Westport

An area of Kansas City, Missouri, that is home to dozens of clubs, bars, venues, and restaurants. It is a very good place to go if you spend all your money on Armani shirts but you drive a 93 Nissan Sentra.
It is also a good place to find loose cocaine sluts.

Armani shirt 1: Hey Brad, let's go downto Westport tonight.
Armani Shirt 2: Right on bra! Let's take your Sentra.

by Rick Dank December 28, 2008

Westport

Westport is a fairly wealthy town in Fairfield County Connecticut, but not everybody is filthy rich. The majority of people are upper middle class- not multimillionaires like the other definitions seem to suggest. It is a nice town, even with many extremely stuck up people. In the high school, there is a big drinking problem. And yes, many of our parent's have gone to Ivy Leagues, but we are expected to go to a nice college that is the right fit for us. While the kids here tend to wear nice clothes, many kids shop at cheap store like Forever 21 . The kids can be pretty stuck up but if you find the right group of people to chill with, you're fine.

Kid 1: So where do you live?
Kid 2: Westport.
Kid 1: Oh... so you must be a richie.
Kid 2: Nawmann i'm just chilling.

by apersonwholivesinwestportct December 4, 2011