Weltin 

Weltin is a fun and active individual. Weltin is full of jokes and laughs, can’t help but have fun around Weltin. Heart big, strong minded, and a gentleman. Has great courage and isn’t easily scared or influenced. For weltin is his own person and a great person.

That was so Weltin of him.

Weltin by OhMyCy November 23, 2021

Ape Wellington 

1. (n.) The ape whom once conquered hot-air-ballooning, as only man had previously done.

2. (v.) The act of, upon ejaculating into a woman of ill-repute, jamming as many bananas as possible into her vagina. The man then whips out a spoon, takes a scoop, and offers the woman a serving of the mashed bananas. She then declines, and runs from the room screaming. The man then consumes the spoonful, takes his briefcase, and leaves.

"God Bless that Ape Wellington for showing us all that extremely boring balloon flight is possible!"

- or -

Friend: "Do you smell bananas?"

Woman: "No."

- or -

Woman: "Have you found the problem?"

OBGYN: "No, but this here is delicious."

- or -

Tickles Brick Tickles: "Honey! Come back! I thought you would enjoy it!"

Woman: "Why?"

Tickles Brick Tickles: "At least your twat doesn't smell like fish."

- or -

Ape: "Wunhh wunhh wooo wooo!"

Woman (to self): "O, why did I ever have sex with an ape? He has no idea what goes where!"

Ape Wellington by scorpionmintred February 27, 2009

wellington curse 

When something important happens but all video or photo evidence is awful quality. This saying started when a video of louis tomlinson and harry styles at a bar in Wellington, New Zealand was posted where louis can be heard shouting "BOYFRIEND" and maybe leaning in about to kiss harry but harry turns louis around and points out the fans to him. The video can be found online when you search up 'Wellington Larry' .

"Harry Styles wore glasses last night and y'all decide to take pictures on a potato"
"Wellington curse strikes again"

wellington curse by Cube.shit October 4, 2017

Westinghoused

To be electrocuted or killed by an AC current. During the war of the currents Thomas Edison would electrocute and kill animals in an effort to make AC currents look dangerous when compared to his DC currents.

They westinghoused some punk up in the pen today.

Westinghoused by Davasso October 2, 2008

douche wellington 

A prestigious douche of a high upbringing.

Douche Wellington will be hosting a Saturday night soiree at his estate.

douche wellington by buhtsecks November 24, 2013

Welton 

O Genio.

Welton is simply, O Genio!

Welton by Wodderwick December 26, 2022

Welpin 

to talk to a spouce with an interesting or raunchy tone with totally not dirty thoughts in mind even thought it seems as though you have your head in a gutter.

the other day i was welpin this girl and she totally took it the wrong way.

Welpin by RCKF. June 22, 2009