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Offspring.

A portmanteau word deriving from "wee" and "eejits" (qv), also proferring an acknowledgment to "widgets". The terms "widgets" and "weedjits" are practically interchangeable.

Refers to the strange and wonderful activites of offsping, be they one's own or not.

Not in the slightest disparaging. Not in the slightest cruel. Just don't let them hear you say it.
"How are the weedjits? Are the still tearing up the place?

"Can't wait to see those lil widgets again"

I'm gonna crush those squidgets in my bare arms.
Weedjit by Zoboomafoobar July 14, 2011
Words you can keep

weedhita 

Hold on there Steve French and we'll have some weedhitas for ya.
weedhita by Bubbles June 4, 2004
Related Words

weeditarily 

The adverb for paying another in the form of weed.
Hey dude just pay me back, either monetarily or weeditarily.
weeditarily by weeder434343 May 18, 2009

Weeditude 

The attitude you get from your girlfriend when she says she does not care if you smoke with your friends but she actually does.
Last night my girlfriend was over and she said she didnt mind if i smoked with my friends but then she gave me weeditude.
Weeditude by chef dujour January 3, 2011

weedmite 

WeedMite is someone who shows up only to smoke all your weed, and then magically disappears after they have smoked all of your weed.
Stop smoking all my weed, you damn WeedMite !
weedmite by HempVader420 March 17, 2017

Weedpits 

Ok so weedpits is when you smoke some weed, more like a lot of weed, for at least 47 hours and then you don’t shower at all. It smells like hay.
Does anyone have any old spice? I have the weedpits.
Weedpits by dorksgetlaid2 June 15, 2019
A hot chick named Edith that smokes weed from the moment she wakes up till she finally passes out.
Weedith must be awake her house looks like it's on fire.

Anyone know witch car is Weedith's?
Weedith by luv2e8pussy April 13, 2020
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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