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A portmanteau word deriving from "wee" and "eejits" (qv), also proferring an acknowledgment to "widgets". The terms "widgets" and "weedjits" are practically interchangeable.

Refers to the strange and wonderful activites of offsping, be they one's own or not.

Not in the slightest disparaging. Not in the slightest cruel. Just don't let them hear you say it.
"How are the weedjits? Are the still tearing up the place?

"Can't wait to see those lil widgets again"

I'm gonna crush those squidgets in my bare arms.
Weedjit by Zoboomafoobar July 14, 2011
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weedhita 

Hold on there Steve French and we'll have some weedhitas for ya.
weedhita by Bubbles June 4, 2004
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weeditarily 

The adverb for paying another in the form of weed.
Hey dude just pay me back, either monetarily or weeditarily.
weeditarily by weeder434343 May 18, 2009

Weeditude 

The attitude you get from your girlfriend when she says she does not care if you smoke with your friends but she actually does.
Last night my girlfriend was over and she said she didnt mind if i smoked with my friends but then she gave me weeditude.
Weeditude by chef dujour January 3, 2011

weedmite 

WeedMite is someone who shows up only to smoke all your weed, and then magically disappears after they have smoked all of your weed.
Stop smoking all my weed, you damn WeedMite !
weedmite by HempVader420 March 17, 2017

Weedpits 

Ok so weedpits is when you smoke some weed, more like a lot of weed, for at least 47 hours and then you don’t shower at all. It smells like hay.
Does anyone have any old spice? I have the weedpits.
Weedpits by dorksgetlaid2 June 15, 2019
A hot chick named Edith that smokes weed from the moment she wakes up till she finally passes out.
Weedith must be awake her house looks like it's on fire.

Anyone know witch car is Weedith's?
Weedith by luv2e8pussy April 13, 2020