A dumb, uncoordinated, ogre-like creature that is a descendant of the Weeitsaurus. Is prone to
falling out of bed. Roughly 8 feet 11 inches tall. There is only one known in
existence. Resides in Bethel Park. Has three guard dogs that do nothing but eat food. Lives in a castle. Eats fist when confused, to prevent saying
something stupid. Derp.