Offspring.
A portmanteau word deriving from "
wee" and "eejits" (qv), also proferring an acknowledgment to "widgets". The terms "widgets" and "weedjits" are practically interchangeable.
Refers to the
strange and wonderful activites of offsping, be they one's own or not.
Not in the slightest disparaging. Not in the slightest
cruel. Just don't let them hear you say it.