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A kink in which a submissive weed stands in a hole up to their neck covered in dirt and a dominate farmer pulls the dirty weed out of the ground by their hair and throws them in the weed pile where dirty weeds belong because they've been so naughty in the farmer's garden.
I really need a weeding session soon - I've been such a naughty dirty weed lately and I need a good farmer to do what dirty weeds deserve.
Weeding by Ferdinand The Fungus September 12, 2021

Weedtards 

A group of friends from Bloomington Indiana that participate in illegal activities.
Bruh all the Weedtards should link this weekends.
Weedtards by Relmcracker October 25, 2019
A person who is way into weed; a studious, scholary devotee of marijuana.
Person 1: "Does Royce smoke weed?"
Person 2: "Are you kiddin' me? Royce is just about the most serious weedist I know!"
Weedist by Chet von Wilkinson April 25, 2009

weedilito 

A small piece of marijuana found commonly on car seats, couches, beds, drawers, pockets, floor, or anywhere else you may be careless with your chiba.
"Dude, WEEDILITO!"

"Yeah, I wasn't gonna smoke, but then we found some weedilitos on my floor and it was on!"

"Yo quero weedilito?"
weedilito by chris.com October 22, 2006
Someone who gets stonned or "High" everyday.

Word creator - DaddyEzy
Hey He is a weediac.
Hey I am a weediac
Weediac by Weediac March 9, 2020

Self weeding cunt

A woman who remains single by making herself repulsive to men.
Yesterdays spinster is today's self weeding cunt.
Self weeding cunt by Pickyboots March 1, 2010
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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