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You are your Mother and Father’s offspring. Offspring is an animal’s young that is produced as a result of sexual intercourse. When applied to humans, offspring is a person’s child or children.

The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.

Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.

In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.
You are the offspring of your mother and father. They had sex so you could be alive.
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by Always striving for Accuracy September 19, 2019
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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buy sum of their older CDs...it'll change the way u think of them
Smash (1994)
Ignition (1992)<I think
The Offspring (1989)
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Offspring are the greatest band ever, their older stuff is def better, smash being the best album n ixnay on the hombre rocks too.
Drivers r rude, such attitudes, but when i show my piece, complaints cease, something's odd, i feel like i'm god, you stupid dumbshit godam motherfucker - Bad Habit
by dEnIaLrEvIsItEd February 22, 2005
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an amazin punk band that blows green day out if the water
the noose is fallin
and all my freiend are crawling
the noose is falling
the ememies are riseing
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