You are your Mother and Father’s offspring. Offspring is an animal’s young that is produced as a result of sexual intercourse. When applied to humans, offspring is a person’s child or children.

The production of offspring is only possible through sex between a male and a female, also known as heterosexual sex. Thus, heterosexual sex is essential to the survival of humans and the vast majority of animal species, because if there were no new offspring then humans and animals would cease to exist.

Reproduction is the process of producing offspring.

In some animals such as starfish and wasps, offspring are produced asexually.
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