Zoboomafoobar's definitions

Sinternet

A word that repressed and extremely religious people use to refer to what you're seeing right now.

She must be stoned to death, for she hath sought out and witnessed the Sinternet for her own unclean means!

by Zoboomafoobar May 21, 2013

Face Buddy

A person who looks like you, whom a mutual friend or acquaintance has photographed or tagged on social media. Or mentioned. Or put you in contact with. Whatever. You then confirm the verisimilitudinousness and end up being buddies. What could be easier, or freakier?

S: The pool attendant at my gym looks SOOOOOO much like you. I want to take his picture.

H: You should. I'd like to have him as my Face Buddy.

by Zoboomafoobar May 8, 2013

Weedjit

Offspring.

A portmanteau word deriving from "wee" and "eejits" (qv), also proferring an acknowledgment to "widgets". The terms "widgets" and "weedjits" are practically interchangeable.

Refers to the strange and wonderful activites of offsping, be they one's own or not.

Not in the slightest disparaging. Not in the slightest cruel. Just don't let them hear you say it.

"How are the weedjits? Are the still tearing up the place?

"Can't wait to see those lil widgets again"

I'm gonna crush those squidgets in my bare arms.

by Zoboomafoobar July 14, 2011

Scouse Pizza

Beans on toast.

Ah was fkhkhkn ungry, la, so ah made meeself a Scouse pizza.

by Zoboomafoobar July 5, 2011

foolmaker

Any of the many dark amber, thick, traditional British strong ales with an ABV of at least 5, drunk at temperatures just shy of room temperature. (Often jokingly said to contain twigs — an allusion to its rich consistency in comparison to anaemic and gassy lagers). A mighty reaper of brain cells, much favoured by morris dancers.

I reckon Adam and I must have had at least 9 pints of foolmaker last night: we woke up wearing each other's trousers.

by Zoboomafoobar July 15, 2009

Tsssh

The onomatopoeia made by someone proving their prowess by licking their finger and pressing it to their (red-hot) behind.

I just got my Facebook-generated Goth Name: it's Lilith the Black One. Tsssh!

by Zoboomafoobar June 24, 2009

Responsimilk

Barack Obama's own made-up word that he sometimes uses instead of the word 'responsibility'. As heard 24 seconds into this speech in Berlin, Thursday 24th July: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/7524269.stm

Michelle: Which one of you kids stole the cookies? I demand to know.
Barack: That's right. You should accept responsimilk.

by Zoboomafoobar August 20, 2008