A
common disease among females, it is contagious however and can be contracted by all genders. It is characterized by extreme cases of carelessness, multiple
bird flips or middle fingers, and the inability to
move at all for any objects in reach. Approach with extreme caution.
Hala was asking her brother for a tissue
box after she had already asked for and received 2 bottles of
water from the kitchen, her phone charger from her room,
two copybooks from her bag, and a cup of
tea from the kettle. All whilst binge-watching her favorite television show and littering the floor around her with tissues.
Wadih: Hala I think you're coming down with a serious case of Wenchitis.
Hala: * exposes middle finger threateningly*