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Wenching 

A verb used to describe persuing wenches in one's local hostelry
My hobbies include fishing, topiary, 1960s French cinema and wenching
Wenching by bigmikey November 5, 2005
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wenching 

From the verb "to wench".

One of the most enjoyable pastimes of young men. The act of shamelessly flirting, charming and pursuing women (or "wenches" with the sole purpose of bedding them.

(wench: (1) an old word used for the young women that worked in taverns in the evenings and were often easily persuaded to work nights too.

(2)Young hussy/flirt.)
Drinking, Gambling and Wenching ...what more could a man wish to do.
wenching by frenchwench December 8, 2009

Wenching 

• Going on a night out with the sole purpose of catching a root
"Fancy a beer mate"
"Nah Im only here for the wenching"
"Fair play son, get involved"
Wenching by $ir October 16, 2015

Wenching 

When a Sailor goes out on Liberty, looking for a "One Night Stand."
"Hey, Shipmate, where ya going tonight?" "I'm going wenching. Wanna get some?"
Wenching by BeirutDude July 14, 2015

Disco Wenching 

A Scottish term used to describe the raunchy dance floor hook up. This is typically done with a complete stranger usually accompanied with heavy petting and sometimes even OTPHJ's (over the pants hand jobs).
I heard a Lady Gaga song come on, and when I looked over Harris was disco wenching Pam!
Disco Wenching by fiorious September 14, 2011

soul-wrenching 

Something that just "tears your heart out" when you hear it - fills you with a strong sense of sadness or empathy.
This text is soul-wrenching. When I read it, my sadness got "unlocked" and I started to cry.
soul-wrenching by ThePrayer April 25, 2016

gut-wrenching 

Adjective to describe something so painfully emotional, and tragic, that your stomach feels knotted. It relates to feelings of guilt, sadness and devastated sympathy.
The really tragic suicide of ten year old Ashlynn Conner, from Illinois, suffering after being bullied, was described as 'gut-wrenching'.
gut-wrenching by AliFish February 4, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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