by bigmikey November 05, 2005
A derogatory term for a person with a birthmark or large mole on their ear that resembles a smear of shit
"Excuse me, have you fallen over in some poo a got it on your ear?"
"No, it's known technically as shit ear and I would thank you not to mention it"
"No, it's known technically as shit ear and I would thank you not to mention it"
by bigmikey January 02, 2006
A group of young men acting in an excessively camp or homosexual manner. Ironically these men are often heterosexual and find acting this way amusing
by bigmikey September 28, 2005
A term used to describe the state of a bedroom/aeroplane toilet following a particularly productive shagging session. A condom graveyard is noted for the following atmospheric conditions:
1. It stinks of cum
2. There's johnnies eveywhere
1. It stinks of cum
2. There's johnnies eveywhere
My parents were coming round on Sunday so I had to open the windows in my flat and clear up the condom graveyard.
by bigmikey November 13, 2005
A sarcastic expression used to express just how unimpressed you are following a particularly boring or clichéd anecdote from a friend
Student #1: Last night I got so drunk I passed out in a toilet/lost my tousers/vomited in my own shoe
Student #2: Big wow
Student #2: Big wow
by bigmikey October 25, 2005
Bastardised version of cashback. Used to describe the taking out of cash in order to go out and chase gash
Gentleman: Two cartons of um bongo and a packet of skittles please shopkeeper
Shopkeeper: Certainly sir, any gashback?
Gentleman: £20 please, I fancy a spot of wenching tonight and need some funds
Shopkeeper: Very good sir
Shopkeeper: Certainly sir, any gashback?
Gentleman: £20 please, I fancy a spot of wenching tonight and need some funds
Shopkeeper: Very good sir
by bigmikey November 02, 2005
by bigmikey January 02, 2006