Definitions by bigmikey

Shitanic 

From titanic: a shit that is so large it poses a danger to shipping

man 1: You're walking funny
man 2: I've just sunk the shitanic, I'm not sure my ring will recover

Shitanic by bigmikey January 2, 2006

shit ear

A derogatory term for a person with a birthmark or large mole on their ear that resembles a smear of shit

"Excuse me, have you fallen over in some poo a got it on your ear?"
"No, it's known technically as shit ear and I would thank you not to mention it"

shit ear by bigmikey January 2, 2006

condom graveyard 

A term used to describe the state of a bedroom/aeroplane toilet following a particularly productive shagging session. A condom graveyard is noted for the following atmospheric conditions:
1. It stinks of cum
2. There's johnnies eveywhere

My parents were coming round on Sunday so I had to open the windows in my flat and clear up the condom graveyard.

condom graveyard by bigmikey November 13, 2005

feed the rat 

A man engaging in vigorous sexual congress with a woman who posesses a unkempt bush can be said to be 'feeding the rat'

A man joins assorted friends for breakfast following a heavy night out:

Man: "Goodness, you should have seen the size of the badger on the bird i pulled last night, I almost lost my kebab"
Mate #1: "Did you feed the rat?"
Man: "Yeah, I managed to throw a flacid semi up her"

feed the rat by bigmikey November 7, 2005

Wenching 

A verb used to describe persuing wenches in one's local hostelry

My hobbies include fishing, topiary, 1960s French cinema and wenching

Wenching by bigmikey November 5, 2005

Gashback 

Bastardised version of cashback. Used to describe the taking out of cash in order to go out and chase gash

Gentleman: Two cartons of um bongo and a packet of skittles please shopkeeper
Shopkeeper: Certainly sir, any gashback?
Gentleman: £20 please, I fancy a spot of wenching tonight and need some funds
Shopkeeper: Very good sir

Gashback by bigmikey November 2, 2005

Big wow 

A sarcastic expression used to express just how unimpressed you are following a particularly boring or clichéd anecdote from a friend

Student #1: Last night I got so drunk I passed out in a toilet/lost my tousers/vomited in my own shoe
Student #2: Big wow

Big wow by bigmikey October 25, 2005