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a very WENCHY nice girl who TAKES likes IT all her friends and UP tries to be very THE friendly to everyone she ARSE meets
M8 of squit-face and sparky
wenchy love ya
sexy bum
wenchie by wenchy ;) April 4, 2004
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one who wenches; one who seeks lewd women.
A wencher's hand is stronger than a pimp's hand.
wencher by meganst88 October 26, 2010

Wenchitis 

A common disease among females, it is contagious however and can be contracted by all genders. It is characterized by extreme cases of carelessness, multiple bird flips or middle fingers, and the inability to move at all for any objects in reach. Approach with extreme caution.
Hala was asking her brother for a tissue box after she had already asked for and received 2 bottles of water from the kitchen, her phone charger from her room, two copybooks from her bag, and a cup of tea from the kettle. All whilst binge-watching her favorite television show and littering the floor around her with tissues.
Wadih: Hala I think you're coming down with a serious case of Wenchitis.
Hala: * exposes middle finger threateningly*
Wenchitis by ParasiticBook June 7, 2016

brethren before wenches 

Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.
Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!

Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.

Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!

Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
brethren before wenches by Koban December 11, 2009
Somebody who goes wenching (persuing women in a lecherous way). A womanizer.
"Art thou yet a wencher, my husband? Wherefore must thou surrender to such lust that thou shalt tumble in a stable with some flax-wench of a dairymaid and forget the wife that awaits thee?!"

"From the beginning, Frida knew that her husband would be a wencher."
wencher by Lorelili January 18, 2008

geechie weechie

When someone just being mad lame or weird
Keisha: so you not gone text me

Marlon: bitch you geechie weechie
geechie weechie by yeahfoeee January 30, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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