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Wenchitis
A common disease among females, it is contagious however and can be contracted by all genders. It is characterized by extreme cases of carelessness, multiple bird flips or middle fingers, and the inability to move at all for any objects in reach. Approach with extreme caution.
Hala was asking her brother for a tissue box after she had already asked for and received 2 bottles of water from the kitchen, her phone charger from her room, two copybooks from her bag, and a cup of tea from the kettle. All whilst binge-watching her favorite television show and littering the floor around her with tissues.
Wadih: Hala I think you're coming down with a serious case of Wenchitis.
Hala: * exposes middle finger threateningly*
Wadih: Hala I think you're coming down with a serious case of Wenchitis.
Hala: * exposes middle finger threateningly*
Wenchitis by ParasiticBook June 7, 2016
brethren before wenches
Geek slang for "Bros before Hoes". MMORPG players will often throw this as a trump card when you are trying to spend time with your chick instead of raiding.
Duke: Hey Jim, the raid starts at 8:00ET motherfucker, log your ass in!
Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.
Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!
Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
Jim: Can't make it tonight, I promised Karen I would watch Sense and Sensibility with her this evening.
Duke: What the fuck man! Brethren before wenches!
Jim: Yeah, you're right. Give me 10 minutes to pick a fight with her and I'll be on.
brethren before wenches by Koban December 11, 2009
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geechie weechie by yeahfoeee January 30, 2020
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