Weank

An intentional respelling of the word: WEAK, an unofficial counterpart of the word: STRONK

Aurelio Sol is freakishly WEANK!

by BugoManGudKo February 25, 2022

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WankCock

A WankCock is a person who has very little understanding of the science to which he or she is claiming to base their decisions. They are typically bossy, saying things like "this is not a request, it is an instruction". WankCock's are very often incompetent and can be seen in positions of responsibility to which they are wholly unsuited. Without the mental capacity to challenge simple concepts they defer to bluster to hide their inadequacies.

Can be used in a sentence or simply as an insult by itself (similar to "tosser" or "twat").

Named after the original WankCock, Matt Hancock; an MP in the UK Parliament, 2020.

"Come on mate, you're clearly wrong; don't be such a wankcock"

"WankCock" (whilst rolling eyes)

by UmbraHorse September 26, 2020

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wisdom wank

The act of masturbating in order to gain clear insight into a troubling decision or situation.

Bro, I wanted to cheat on her, but after my wisdom wank, I was fine.

by teaseit August 5, 2014

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Wankel

The call of a true Babipurian when they recognise one of their own in the wild.

Person 1: WANKEL!!!!

Person 2: Radishes are a mainstream vegetable!!!

by TheeProstidude August 11, 2020

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Sad Wank

To go home after a bad night out or other disheartening event and console ones self by sitting in the dark and having a wank. Also know as pulling a Joni or an SW. ( crying optional but recommended)

Just got knocked back by a blind midget... I'm going home for a sad wank.

by The Marine Scientist November 12, 2013

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