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A WankCock is a person who has very little understanding of the science to which he or she is claiming to base their decisions. They are typically bossy, saying things like "this is not a request, it is an instruction". WankCock's are very often incompetent and can be seen in positions of responsibility to which they are wholly unsuited. Without the mental capacity to challenge simple concepts they defer to bluster to hide their inadequacies.

Can be used in a sentence or simply as an insult by itself (similar to "tosser" or "twat").

Named after the original WankCock, Matt Hancock; an MP in the UK Parliament, 2020.
"Come on mate, you're clearly wrong; don't be such a wankcock"

"WankCock" (whilst rolling eyes)
WankCock by UmbraHorse September 26, 2020
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wanksock 

a sock that you spit your man fat on..
last night my mum found my crusty fat stained wanksock stuffed down the side of the bed, I only been using it for a year and wasnt due a wash yet..
wanksock by Brent Waller August 12, 2004
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wanksock 

Whilst in the act of a white knuckle shuffle,having no tissue to hand using a conveniant sock to catch your seed so it doesn't stain the carpet
I was going through Frankies washing & out popped a crusty wanksock
wanksock by Francis B November 20, 2007

wanksock 

A sock placed upon the penis as a masturbatory aid.
'Yesterday, I almost put my wanksock on by mistake.'
wanksock by Ozzle March 31, 2003

wankjockey 

a person (usually male) who acts like he knows everything but in fact is a complete moron who wouldnt know his elbow from his rectal cavity.
Dave is such a wankjockey!
wankjockey by sirBleh November 27, 2006

wantcock 

look at wonchop suck his own penis
wantcock by ninja4 February 16, 2005

WangCock 

1. The disorder or having multiple penuses where there should only be one.
2. A word that you can call someone that pisses u off. (It just rolls right off the tounge)
Lick my balls, WangCock!
WangCock by HippySlayer October 21, 2004
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