I've come to make an announcement. Aurelio is a Cool-ass
motherfucker. He is so fucking cool. That's right, he took his Aurelio epic-ness out and i said that it was "this big" and he said "thank you". So I'
m making a callout post on my Urban Dictionary Dot Com. Aurelio, you got a cool personality, it's equal to the cost of this gold bar except way bigger, and guess what? Here's what my personality looks
like: (explosion noises) That's right
baby. All poop, no cool, no epic. look at that it looks
like two
balls and a bong. He is so epic so guess what? I'm gonna give him choccy milk! That's right this is what you get, my SUPER LASER MILK! Except I'm not gonna give him choccy milk. I'm gonna go bigger! I'M POURING CHOCCY MILK ON HIM! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I POURED CHOCCY MILK ON AURELIO, YOU COOL
MAN! You have 3 seconds before the choccy milk Drrrrrrroplets hit Aurelios fucking head, now say ur epic before I pour choccy milk on you too.