Waterbation

Using a showerhead or tub faucet to masturbate with water.

Sorry, I'm late. I was home trying waterbation.

Waterbation by Sean_7 October 23, 2011

Wasturbation 

The act of masturbating and using wasabi as lubricant.

The term originated in Japanese camps within the United States during World War II when many prisoners did not have proper lube to pleasure themselves.

After a long lonely night, the restaurant was empty so the sushi chef decided to wasturbate.

Oh man, it hurts so good!!! He exclaimed after he finished a marvelous wasturbation session

Wasturbation by Ninja-m8 September 14, 2016

Haterbation 

1) The puritanical act of hating for personal self-pleasure
2) The self-righteous hating of others for personal pleasure, typified by overly judgmental attitudes concerning the actions and activities of others.

Matthew J. Blumpkin was caught in the act of haterbation by his disapproval of gchats during class.

Haterbation by Indian IT Guy March 15, 2010

waltercation

When you mother's new boyfriend named Walt, who thinks he is the man of the house, gets into an altercation with you.

I had another Waltercation today when I didn't take the trash out on time. It was the worst!

waltercation by Shotty772 May 30, 2009

Materbation 

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars

Keith Scott enjoys Materbation

Materbation by Welchmas December 7, 2020

wasturbation 

n. massage the skin on your elbow
see also:
v. wasturbate - to massage the skin on your elbow
n. wenis - the skin on your elbow

Ouch, I scrapped my wenis! Now I have to wasturbate

Wasturbation is an easy and fun way to make your wenis feel better.

wasturbation by Nonamecharley May 23, 2006

watergating 

The act of machine shredding all of your mail after reading it instead of just throwing it in the trash. Those especially concerned about identity theft are often "watergaters".

EX. "Where's Paul?" "The mail just came, he's back in his office watergating."

watergating by Binge n' Purge April 18, 2009