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Where you jam that stick.
"Mark, can you jam your stick up my faucet?"
faucet by William June 5, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
When you have diarrhea and it just comes out like a faucet
I hope my freinds didnt hear that, it was like a faucet.
Faucet by Tron50 July 13, 2009
Faucet is considered an exclusive noun to describe a tap fitting to control the flow of water. To use the word faucet other than to describe a tap fitting takes on a different meaning. In Australia the slang meaning is considered an obscenity. The Australian pronunciation is force/it which means an act of violence against a human or animal specifically sexual violence or abuse against children or animals, and also means to commit criminal acts.
The word faucet is only used to describe a tap fitting.
Faucet by Exclusive Noun May 15, 2018
Blockchain related website that distributes cryptocurrency
Whoah, dude, that faucet site is awesome, I just click on it and it mines in the background, I mine monero but this damn faucet spews IOTA
faucet by __trumpet__ June 9, 2018
Female breasts. Plural is "faucets".
"Hey, nice faucets!"
faucet by Billy Bod July 2, 2005
Another name for a monstrous, large throbbing cock
He had a whole ass faucet on him HOLYYYY
Faucet by Sienna millsy May 25, 2022

faucet failure

Used by Ski mask the slump god in his song faucet failure, to show how hard someone's drip is from having waves.
The doctor said I have an extreme condition. What is it. Faucet failure. What does that mean. My drip is too hard boi
faucet failure by ThefireGriffin March 11, 2019
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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