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watergating 

The act of machine shredding all of your mail after reading it instead of just throwing it in the trash. Those especially concerned about identity theft are often "watergaters".
EX. "Where's Paul?" "The mail just came, he's back in his office watergating."
watergating by Binge n' Purge April 18, 2009
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watergating 

the act of eavesdropping while texting about it with a partner who can also hear the conversation.
We were watergating the social media expert at the other table as he bagged on his former client... thanks for the tip!
watergating by RTGit November 27, 2010

Watergating 

It's like tailgating but in the water. You also can steal some democrat party documents while you're at it. Hopefully get pardoned for all the hell you cause.
Jon and Devin went watergating before the Football game.
Watergating by hookemyea September 5, 2014

wargating 

The act of penetrating wireless networks while located on a tailgate or rear cargo area of a SUV.
Joe and Ian were wargating local wireless networks and pwning their internet.
wargating by svpene July 27, 2009

watergang 

those whom join the water gang never leave the water gang .

if you defect to tea gang you will be found .

basically ,,, somebody that drinks that gucci water
watergang owns your soul now .
watergang by watergang June 16, 2020

Wasterbating

When a male masturbates with a watermelon for intense pleasure and wetness
My girl wasnt around... so i staring "Wasterbating".
Wasterbating by Tstawm March 10, 2011

Waternating 

Drinking a small glass of water in between large alcoholic beverages. Usually ordered when feeling pissed.
Friend: Fancy another one?
You: I’m pissed, I’m waternating for now!
Waternating by Waternator May 22, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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