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walt is a walt
by walt May 10, 2003
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Abbreviation for 'Waltor Mitty' - someone who pretends to be something they’re not, especially: a member of the armed forces, a war veteran or a policeman.
These pathetic individuals try to compensate for their social inadequacies by adopting what they see as a glamorous or respectable lifestyle.
"Check out that military re-enactor walt. What a cunt."

"This walt tosser told me he was 22 SAS but I recognised him from Burger King.'
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Walt is an absolutely amazing guy he can brighten up anyone's day and always seems to be there when you need him. He has facial and chest hair that makes you just want to run your hands all up and down him. If you ever have the experience of meeting a Walt you will know almost instantaneously that he is the most perfect guy. After knowing him for awhile you will fall in love with him and it is the kind of love that makes it impossible to imagine life without him.
Girl one: Have you met Walt?
Girl two: Yes he is breath taking

Girl one: I know. I love him.
by LaylaSaunders December 30, 2012
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A euphemistic reference to pornographic material; Disney for adults.
1. That's some high-class Walt.

2. She likes her Walt kinky.

3. Bryan's girlfriend totally found his Walt folder.
by My Fair Llama September 21, 2012
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1. A useless/embarrassing/stupid/unpopular individual, used exclusively in Ireland.

2. A penis
"He's such a fuckin' walt these days."

"Pull my walt!"
by Sean Tracey May 1, 2005
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"His name is Walt."
by Alexis {Lexi} Jacobs November 14, 2016
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The act of shoving a jewish, circumsized penis into the foreskin of a black, uncircumsized penis.
Carl Bernstein: Hey, do you wana walt?
Devante: Sorry man but my dick been circumsized.
Carl: Shit!
by I H8 JTs November 5, 2010
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