i walk in the lunch line and a dude bumps into me
Me: Hey
man you just bumped into my wenis!!!
Dude: Woa
man lets not get personal here im feeling wierd
Me: Did you know i can almost touch my wenis with my tongue?
Dude: K, your freaking me out
man
Me: I touched my best friend with my wenis because he wanted to see if it was all scratched up from the
time i fell on the cement
Dude: Thats it im leaving stay away from me