i walk in the lunch
line and a dude bumps into me
Me: Hey man you just bumped into my wenis!!!
Dude: Woa man lets not get personal here im feeling wierd
Me: Did you know i can almost touch my wenis with my tongue?
Dude: K, your freaking me out man
Me: I touched my
best friend with my wenis because he wanted to see if it was all scratched up from the time i fell on the cement
Dude: Thats it im leaving
stay away from me