materbation

The stroking of a matter vigorously back and forth in your cerebrum with great intensity until conclusion.
Materbation without conclusion causes great pain and discomfort.

I was struggling with materbation as to wether she really cared for me. As I reached "conclusion" I realized to my pleasure that she did.

by Steven Wylie July 30, 2006

Materbation

Masturbating to only images of Mater from cars

Keith Scott enjoys Materbation

by Welchmas December 7, 2020

materbating

the mispelled word masturbating due to the lack of hands used to type

He enjoys materbating on a daily basis.

by Fuckme1p2 August 11, 2016

Materbating

Having fun

I like Materbating with my friends.

by Black Lives matter57 June 28, 2021

MaterBating

When you fall off your Lightning Mcqueen bed during sex.

Jack: I fell off my bed while I was fucking my girl
Joe: That wasn't regular sex, that was MaterBating

by Dumbfuck supreme September 2, 2023