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Wankton

The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.
My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around
by Spanky Goes to Hollywood May 11, 2011
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wantonahoe bay

I was digging that chick in the bikini so hard that she took me straight to wantonahoe bay

I'm fitting to get wet on wantonahoe bay
by theprehnmantis October 30, 2010
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Wanktion

Wanktion (Wank Sanction) means to restrict and control ones masturbation habits, it could be used to boost sexual energy.
"I´m setting up a wanktion for my self, I´m only going to masturbate once a week"
by Aleator September 7, 2006
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Wanktionary

When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.

Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.
From the wanktionary. "The excrement was divine"... "good shit" for a normal person.
by Wanktionary tosser snob flog January 21, 2019
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wanton

immoral and lewd; unchaste
Damn bro, Jessica is wanton. --Hell yeah man, cus she be wantin' that cock
by anonymous January 23, 2005
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Wanktop

A laptop used solely for wanking.
It usually smells really bad and looks like a mess!
Anti Christ: Hey man my computer sucks I can't do shit with it.
Jonoo: Get a wanktop, my man!
by $WISSIDOL August 31, 2016
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Wanktoss

Wanktoss is a derivative of 'Wank' (derived from wanker) and 'toss' (derived from tosser). Both are verbs that mean pretty much the same thing: 'to masturbate'. However, when these two words become Wanktoss it can be used in noun form as an insult or as an exclaimation of pain or annoyance.
Steve: Hey, did you see Hank's hair today?
James: Yeah that guy is such a Wanktoss!



Steve: Wanktoss, my fucking computer froze again!
by Cyclopian June 11, 2008
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