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The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.
My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around
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wantonahoe bay 

craving the pussy; sexually enthralled
I was digging that chick in the bikini so hard that she took me straight to wantonahoe bay

I'm fitting to get wet on wantonahoe bay
wantonahoe bay by theprehnmantis October 30, 2010

Wanktion 

Wanktion (Wank Sanction) means to restrict and control ones masturbation habits, it could be used to boost sexual energy.
"I´m setting up a wanktion for my self, I´m only going to masturbate once a week"
Wanktion by Aleator September 7, 2006

Wanktionary 

When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.

Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.
From the wanktionary. "The excrement was divine"... "good shit" for a normal person.
immoral and lewd; unchaste
Damn bro, Jessica is wanton. --Hell yeah man, cus she be wantin' that cock
wanton by anonymous January 23, 2005
A laptop used solely for wanking.
It usually smells really bad and looks like a mess!
Anti Christ: Hey man my computer sucks I can't do shit with it.
Jonoo: Get a wanktop, my man!
Wanktop by $WISSIDOL August 31, 2016
Wanktoss is a derivative of 'Wank' (derived from wanker) and 'toss' (derived from tosser). Both are verbs that mean pretty much the same thing: 'to masturbate'. However, when these two words become Wanktoss it can be used in noun form as an insult or as an exclaimation of pain or annoyance.
Steve: Hey, did you see Hank's hair today?
James: Yeah that guy is such a Wanktoss!



Steve: Wanktoss, my fucking computer froze again!
Wanktoss by Cyclopian June 11, 2008
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