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Wanktoss is a derivative of 'Wank' (derived from wanker) and 'toss' (derived from tosser). Both are verbs that mean pretty much the same thing: 'to masturbate'. However, when these two words become Wanktoss it can be used in noun form as an insult or as an exclaimation of pain or annoyance.
Steve: Hey, did you see Hank's hair today?
James: Yeah that guy is such a Wanktoss!



Steve: Wanktoss, my fucking computer froze again!
Wanktoss by Cyclopian June 11, 2008
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wankytoss 

When everything goes wrong, it's wankytoss
The bus is late, that is wankytoss
wankytoss by harlequinsmad July 1, 2016
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Wank-Toss 

A word used to show the emotion of "i 100% cannot be fucked with this"
Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "
Wank-Toss by Simpsy April 17, 2008

wanktobsween 

origin: ricterland

an involuntary queef that usually sneaks out of fairly stinky vaginas
last weekend wankstoween came over splashed a donker on my pet tiger named fish

Wanktosser 

A wanktosser is a person who is a bit of a dickhead
Charlie you are a wanktosser
Wanktosser by Geoooo March 9, 2020

Wank-Toss 

A word used to show the emotion of "I 100% cannot be fucked with this!"
Josh: " Say Tom, isn't that your girlfriend kissing that guy with one leg? "

Tom " Wank-Toss "
Wank-Toss by Simpsy April 16, 2008
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