Wankmongerer

Usu. a huge twat who also has a problem with chronic masturbation

your mate: "Hey did you see the new Kanye vid, dude?"
you: "No, he's a wankmongerer!"

by anonymousmouse23 September 16, 2009

Wankmongering Twatfish

Used to insult a person with whom you have a severe dislike.

Rob lyons: hey
Me: you sir, are a wankmongering twatfish
Rob: hhuuuuurrrrrgggghhhh

by The muchos Legendarios Carlo October 3, 2003

Wankmonger

A person with a particular fondness for masterbation.

Eugene is a Wankmonger who doesn't have an original thought in his head!

by Norm Fasey November 3, 2006