Wanktop

A laptop used solely for wanking.
It usually smells really bad and looks like a mess!

Anti Christ: Hey man my computer sucks I can't do shit with it.
Jonoo: Get a wanktop, my man!

by $WISSIDOL August 31, 2016

Wankton

The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.

My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around

by Spanky Goes to Hollywood May 11, 2011

Wanktoss

Wanktoss is a derivative of 'Wank' (derived from wanker) and 'toss' (derived from tosser). Both are verbs that mean pretty much the same thing: 'to masturbate'. However, when these two words become Wanktoss it can be used in noun form as an insult or as an exclaimation of pain or annoyance.

Steve: Hey, did you see Hank's hair today?
James: Yeah that guy is such a Wanktoss!



Steve: Wanktoss, my fucking computer froze again!

by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

Wankopause

An undetermined period of time during which a single man neither masturbates nor watches pornography.

During Wankopause, a man's productivity increases 50000%.

by skyjuice December 30, 2008

wankopolitan

wankopolitan is a retard who gives noddy like lurkz

omg look it’s lurkz the wankopolitan

by lookatthatwall December 21, 2022

wankophilia

Fear of masturbation

Humphrey 's mother walked into his bedroom and caught him masturbating. He was so embarrassed he now has wankophilia.

by Shitpop October 21, 2015

wankophile

It's when one has an obsession with jacking someone off or self masturbation while idoizing the infatuation for tits.

Yo, my brother's friend spent the night lastnight!Geez! Never again, he's such a wankophile!

by C r e a t o r ☆ April 18, 2018