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Wankton
Wankton by Spanky Goes to Hollywood May 11, 2011
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Wanktop • wankopolitan • wacktop • wankopaedia • Wankopause • wankopheliac • wankophile • wankophilia • Wanktoad • Wanktoberfest
Wanktoss
Wanktoss is a derivative of 'Wank' (derived from wanker) and 'toss' (derived from tosser). Both are verbs that mean pretty much the same thing: 'to masturbate'. However, when these two words become Wanktoss it can be used in noun form as an insult or as an exclaimation of pain or annoyance.
Wankopause
An undetermined period of time during which a single man neither masturbates nor watches pornography.
Wankopause by skyjuice December 30, 2008
wankopolitan
wankopolitan by lookatthatwall December 21, 2022
wankophilia
Fear of masturbation
Humphrey 's mother walked into his bedroom and caught him masturbating. He was so embarrassed he now has wankophilia.
wankophilia by Shitpop October 21, 2015
wankophile
It's when one has an obsession with jacking someone off or self masturbation while idoizing the infatuation for tits.
wankophile by C r e a t o r ☆ April 18, 2018
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