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Wanktion 

Wanktion (Wank Sanction) means to restrict and control ones masturbation habits, it could be used to boost sexual energy.
"I´m setting up a wanktion for my self, I´m only going to masturbate once a week"
Wanktion by Aleator September 7, 2006
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Wankation 

Portmanteau of wank + vacation.

Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.

A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.

Applies to both males and females.
Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
Wankation by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012
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Wanktionary 

When educated people use silly words that a normal person does not understand. Whether it is to belittle fellow man or to show vast intelligence.

Simply a person who uses such words is a flog.
From the wanktionary. "The excrement was divine"... "good shit" for a normal person.
The name given to a school of jizz floating in the water, after having a wank in the bath.
My flatmate had a wank in the bath and left his Wankton floating around

wacktion 

The art of a women wacking off a man in the past tense.
Kurt: Sup man, you didnt get home till like 5am this morning. What happened with you and Magie last night??

Nate: Not much man, just watched some TV and thats it.

Kurt: Come on dude, you had to have gotten something. Shes not a prude.

Nate: Fine, I just got a little wacktion last night. Nothing to write home to the parents about.
wacktion by N8URFACE March 27, 2010

wankting 

I’m wankting because the dog wont stop staring at me
wankting by Rackers March 3, 2018

Wankation 

When you haven't jacked off in a while.
*Girl jacks guy off*

Girl: OMG! thats a lot of damn cum.

Guy: Yeh well ive been on wankation.
Wankation by Masterman09999 August 7, 2011
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