Wanktion
Wanktion (Wank Sanction) means to restrict and control ones masturbation habits, it could be used to boost sexual energy.
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Wankation
Portmanteau of wank + vacation.
Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.
A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.
Applies to both males and females.
Wank is the slang British English term for Masturbation.
A wankation is any day(s) off taken for the sole purpose of releasing steam and masturbating several times a day.
Applies to both males and females.
Jane: Hey John you've been very stressed lately, is everything okay?
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
John: Yeah, my boss has been busting my balls for the quarterly report deadline coming up. Luckily, I've got a long 5 day wankation coming up next week. My target is going to be 8 times a day every day, wish me luck.
Jane: Oh John that is impressive, no one has ever sustained that many wanks in 5 days. You are one lucky guy.
*John thinking to himself: Ummm, maybe I ask her Jane to join me, we can mutual wankation the hell out of each other*
Wankation by Detective Chet Mahogony December 10, 2012
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Wankton by Spanky Goes to Hollywood May 11, 2011
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Kurt: Sup man, you didnt get home till like 5am this morning. What happened with you and Magie last night??
Nate: Not much man, just watched some TV and thats it.
Kurt: Come on dude, you had to have gotten something. Shes not a prude.
Nate: Fine, I just got a little wacktion last night. Nothing to write home to the parents about.
Nate: Not much man, just watched some TV and thats it.
Kurt: Come on dude, you had to have gotten something. Shes not a prude.
Nate: Fine, I just got a little wacktion last night. Nothing to write home to the parents about.
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Wankation by Masterman09999 August 7, 2011