wangton 

wangton a term used by me as something which is totally phat

omg that is wangton



wangton bling dude

wangton by ross surridge April 18, 2005

Wangdong 

a slow and/or sluggish moving shopping cart; these are left by smart shoppers at your neighborhood grocery store because they are blessed with faulty wheels or their axles arent properly lubed; Wangdongs cause anger because when pushing a wangdong you must exert non-equal forces with your arms in order to push the cart along smoothly, thus making one arm tired while your wangdong skids along the floor of each isle.

Yolanda: Hey, look at that guys wangdong, its totally draggin.
Frodo: I once had a Wangdong like that, except i exchanged it before it sent me into a vortex of spiraling fury.

Wangdong by McSackdrop November 10, 2010

wangtang 

A distinct irony taste on the penis derived from a previous snatch which is found while performing fellatio.

I know my mans cheating on me because I tasted wangtang on his penis.

wangtang by wutangfu February 25, 2011

wangtangular 

When an object becomes damaged and its resultant mis-shape appears to now approximate the shape of a penis. An object that is overtly phallic in design/shape.

Dude!... that landmine blew your friggen leg off - look at that thing laying there - it's totally wangtangular!

Peter, that long red convertible is spectacularly wangtangular!

wangtangular by D. Morris February 24, 2006

Wongtonged

The celebratory act of failed self discipline in correspondence to alcohol.

Typically used in reference to being mentally, physically, morally, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged by such a drunken state while LIVING IT UP. An utmost impossible level of inebriation that derives solely or perpetuates thoroughly from asiatic ancestry.

A "Wongtonged" weekend may result in balancing face first on the floor, behaving like a bohemith and slurring words, breaking numerous amounts of reading glasses and or facebook status-ing and thinking everything went dandy and sublime the next day. - then doing it all over again.

Random Guy: Hey.
Cara: COME WITH ME, LETS TAKE SHOTS !
Random Guy: Another night living the Wongtonged dream .

Wongtonged by imanicelady July 7, 2011

wantonahoe bay 

craving the pussy; sexually enthralled

I was digging that chick in the bikini so hard that she took me straight to wantonahoe bay

I'm fitting to get wet on wantonahoe bay

wantonahoe bay by theprehnmantis October 30, 2010

wangbone 

A boner, erection, wanger, etc.

First used by Chad on Tila Tequila's Shot at Love II

I looked at her and got a wangbone.

wangbone by ClayFromSB April 22, 2008