Wankese

In the video game Final Fantasy X, voice-overs from the character Tidus where he is talking to himself (the player) in a more wanky way than usual (which is still pretty wanky).

Originated in the recaps for Final Fantasy X on videogamerecaps.com

"Tightass is swimming, and once I get him onto the floor of the "stadium", he starts voiceovering again. "I...thought about a lot of things, like where I was, what I'd got myself into." This voiceover stuff shall now be dubbed "Wankese"." - Jeanne, Final Fantasy X Recap Part 1

Wankese by Goggle January 10, 2005

wankered 

to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function

This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself

wankered by da22er April 20, 2009

wankee 

One who is thought about and wanked over by the wanker.

If Steve is thinking about Jane and decides to wank while thinking about her naked body then Jane becomes a wankee. Poor Jane.

wankee by pinkcoconut June 11, 2006

Wankeress 

A female "wanker"

- Seen Stephani and Mika?
- No I no longer talk to these two wankeresses.

Wankeress by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018

Danger wankered 

Becoming dangerously drunk/drugged beyond all recognition. Usually a 24 hour + sesh that has resulted in general loss of the ability do do anything other than smoke or drink, extremely diminished intelligence and zero concept of time it's self.

Girl: Yo, where were you all week? I've been trying to get hold of you since Monday!

Boy: Woah, if only I could remember! We had one serious sesh at Danny's where I'm pretty sure I lost my mind as well as my eyebrows. I'm never drinking again. Majorly danger wankered.

Danger wankered by Jumboner June 2, 2010

Wankered 

Drunk/Shit-faced/Arse-holed

I drank two pints of vodka last night, I was absolutely wankered.

Wankered by Mike Farnworth May 5, 2003

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

Wankee Doodle Dandy by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019