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Wankedexterous 

When you can masturbate with both hands e.g the ambidextrous of masturbation.
Did you hear Jacob is wankedexterous he wanked off jack with both hands.
Wankedexterous by TheRealTubbyTubTub February 20, 2024
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wankidextrous

the ability to wank both left and right handed
rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !
wankidextrous by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008

Wanksbedexterous

Being able to Wank with both arms. A useful skill when tired
"Oww. God my right arm hurts. Luckily I'm Wanksbedexterous!"
Wanksbedexterous by Henreh March 11, 2006

wankidexterous

To be able to wank as good with your left hand as with your right.
I tested myself to see if I was wankidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.
wankidexterous by tickles425 February 24, 2009

Wankidextrous

Wankidextrous. The art of being able to wank with both hands
"Hey Steve , what handed are you?' ask Mark.
"I'm wankidextrous, I can use both hands" answered Steve

Wankidextrous

Someone (typically male) who can mastrubate using either hand.
Did you hear that Ethan is wankidextrous?
Wankidextrous by MedicTF2 October 14, 2023

Wankidextrous

The state of being equally adept at masterbating with both the right and left apendages (hands, or feet for those feeling adventurous!)
Mike was wanking with his right hand and got bored so decided to switch to his left hand, which felt great and he was equally adept with his left as with his right! Hence Mike can claim to be wankidextrous!
Wankidextrous by Geeeezer November 11, 2009
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B)
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A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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