wankee

One who is thought about and wanked over by the wanker.

If Steve is thinking about Jane and decides to wank while thinking about her naked body then Jane becomes a wankee. Poor Jane.

by pinkcoconut June 11, 2006

wankee

One who is thought about and wanked over by the wanker.

If Steve is thinking about Jane and decides to wank while thinking about her naked body then Jane becomes a wankee. Poor Jane.

by pinkcoconut June 3, 2006

wankee

Person that someone thinks about while masturbating. People featured on thankyourwank.com as masturbation muses for other wankers visiting the website.

I always use thankyourwank.com to search and vote for my favourite wankees and thank them for the wanktastic times!

by WankMistress July 11, 2011

wankee

The comparative of wanker in the meaning of someone who fails really hard.

Did you see that?! That guy just walked into that glass wall!
He is such a wankee

by coenie123 September 6, 2012

Wankee

A slur for wankers. Also spelled wanky.

Hey! Sup, John my wankee?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

wankee

a wannabe yankee

Someone who isn't American, but wants to be. This is also synonymous with a wanker, but wanting to be American automatically suggests as such.

Look at all these wankees at the embassy.

by BongLoader420 October 12, 2004

Wankee Doodle Dandy

Boris Johnson, born in the United States, now, somehow, Prime Minister of Britain.

The ghost of Churchill returned to 10 Downing Street just long enough to be stunned that his once-dignified office was being sullied by this Wankee Doodle Dandy.

by Monkey's Dad September 21, 2019