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Dog Wankerer 

Wanks the canine species off, usually for financial gain. Often found around Nogzy, with a dogs lipstick in one hand, and a Krispy Kreme in the other. Can be quite aggro in their local environment. Easy to spot with their large heads and ever growing collection of exotic dogs.
Eh lad, you still at that boss job? Nah lad, swerved it to become a dog wankerer. Only takes me 45 seconds to make 300 quid. Sound.
Dog Wankerer by DietCokeMan June 24, 2021

mind-wanderer

mind wanderer
n: a person who travels in their mind; a traveler who believes in their dreams
mind-wanderer by mindwanderer90 November 8, 2013

wankered 

to be so completely inebriated so as to lose all cognitive function
This guy was so wankered in the pub, that he pissed himself
wankered by da22er April 20, 2009

wanderer 

A person who travels aimlessly; a travler
He is a longtime seaman, a rootless wanderer
wanderer by Anonymous person..... December 19, 2015

Wankeress 

- Seen Stephani and Mika?
- No I no longer talk to these two wankeresses.
Wankeress by Nashi-washi January 4, 2018

lone wanderer

The lone wanderer is the person you choose to be in fallout 3 wether you like killing people and things or you can be a nerd you choose.
Is that a lone wanderer I don't know what type of person he is so I better back off.
lone wanderer by Fallout dan400 February 18, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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