wanky

Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.

"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"

by R.B. September 7, 2004

wanky

Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.

"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."

by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003

wanky

means something useless, boring, stupid or pointless

this topic is so wanky

by lovechild56 April 7, 2010

wanky

kai has a wanky knee

kai has a wanky knee and i’m gonna boot it ❤️

by i love kai February 8, 2022

wanky

a term used by people who try to claim that their dislike of something is justified

Person A: "that is wanky, so therefore i don't like it"

Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"

Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"

by blahblahblah June 8, 2004

wanky

adverb: a feeling of overwhelming sexual arousal that comes over you when you've got no other sexual outlet than masturbation (wanking off, having a wank, etc.). Like horny except that horniness may include the arousal that comes when you actually have a partner to relieve the sexual tension with, or can get one.

Carrie: "God, I watched Troy again and I've been feeling wanky over Brad Pitt all day."
Janet: "Why do you do this to yourself? Just call up Greg and get him down there for a booty call!"
Carrie: "I can't. He'll think I still have feelings for him. I'm just gonna get in a hot bath and wank it out of my system."

by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author June 12, 2007

wanky

vagina wenis

whoa, he gave her a wanky!

by lylela September 24, 2011