wanky

Indulgent, pretentious, simultaneously showy and useless.
"That 8-minute guitar solo was incomparably wanky"
by R.B. September 07, 2004
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Masturbatory, typically describes boring music, like 3 minute guitar solos. See also wankish.
"I can't listen to a lot of metal, it has too many wanky solos. I don't give a shit how many hours a day you practice."
by Danny Delinquent December 22, 2003
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means something useless, boring, stupid or pointless
this topic is so wanky
by lovechild56 April 07, 2010
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kai has a wanky knee
kai has a wanky knee and i’m gonna boot it ❤️
by i love kai February 09, 2022
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a term used by people who try to claim that their dislike of something is justified
Person A: "that is wanky, so therefore i don't like it"

Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"

Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"
by blahblahblah June 09, 2004
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adverb: a feeling of overwhelming sexual arousal that comes over you when you've got no other sexual outlet than masturbation (wanking off, having a wank, etc.). Like horny except that horniness may include the arousal that comes when you actually have a partner to relieve the sexual tension with, or can get one.
Carrie: "God, I watched Troy again and I've been feeling wanky over Brad Pitt all day."
Janet: "Why do you do this to yourself? Just call up Greg and get him down there for a booty call!"
Carrie: "I can't. He'll think I still have feelings for him. I'm just gonna get in a hot bath and wank it out of my system."
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whoa, he gave her a wanky!
by lylela May 21, 2011
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