Jimmy: "I kept texting you that I couldn't hit the bars tonight; I had to work in the AM. You kept texting back, "Duck that". What is this fucking duck you keep talking about?"

Joe: "FUCK that.... Ever heard of spell check, dumb ass?"
by Wippy My Flippy January 08, 2012
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When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.
Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
by N. D. Toilet August 18, 2014
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The usage of the DuckDuckGo search engine to look something up.
Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us?

Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.
by Concerned Citizen 6969 July 31, 2019
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An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.

This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.

Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.
So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!
by Flint October 27, 2003
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A truly evil creature with little to no remorse.
Guy: how are you?

Other guy: good.
Duck: *murders both guys*
by Herbert Alainius December 13, 2014
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