wankless 

the art of being without a wank.

well that's a wankless task

I'm spilling over, i'm so wankless

wankless by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless affair 

meeting someone else where no wanking is involved or shared

I didn't cheat on you, it was a wankless affair

wankless affair by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankless task

something for no reward

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task

wankless task by jaffaw July 14, 2009

wankness 

The skill required to work as an IT support person in West Yorkshire

John tried hard at his job but couldn't help his inherent wankness showing through.

wankness by subnet zero January 15, 2009

winkless 

If you say someone is winkless, it means there really (hip) and down to earth people.

Sup blud, youre well winkless

winkless by james March 30, 2005

wanlessing 

Gaining sexual pleasure from tricking someone into searching for a fictional term for an unspecified sexual act.

"Next you'll be saying you did a double smurf cannon last night."

"What's that?"

"Never heard of double smurf cannon?"

"No"

"Don't Google that"

They then go search the term, and upon reporting that they couldn't find it, the other person gets off on it, i.e. wanlessing.

wanlessing by vego August 10, 2012

Wankles 

When the end of your shirt sleeves flare out as if you have fat wrists. It is like cankles of the wrist.

"Dude look at that girl's wankles, they're HUGE!"

Wankles by Moo Moo Dress February 15, 2008