Wankdoodle

The esoteric and sexual art of being drawn on in one's semen.

"That's a nice wankdoodle of a pony, you have there."
"I would like to give you a wankdoodle."

by 6446 October 18, 2011

wackadoodle

An eccentric, ditsy, arcane, funny, person. Is generally a goodnatured and sympathetic person. Not to be confused with a "wackjob," who can be nasty,or violent.

Aunt Rosemary's fondness for multiple cats, Minnie Pearl hats, and alien abductions was never a source of shame for Fred, but rather a source of pride. He thought it surely must qualify her for the mythical "Wackadoodle Hall of Fame."

by GRocco January 6, 2009

wankadoodledoo

An early morning wank performed before rising from bed; the wankadoodledoo is performed at dawn.

Mark: "Hi Amber, I had a lovely wankadoodledoo this morning"
Amber: "I hope you didn't stain the bedsheets"
MARK: "No, I'm a good shot"

by Finesilver January 12, 2005

wankidoodle

The process of Getting nude and waving your junk (i.e cock'n balls)at on coming traffic in a counter clock wise motion.

"I was stuck in traffic this morning because John was wankidoodleing again."

by Kevin lev. December 18, 2007

wackydoodle

crazy, someone who is acting silly

A giggling laughing person who cannot stop.

My roommate Amy is a wackydoodle.
You are such a wackydoodle.

by Meloney March 1, 2005

wankidoodle

The act of Getting fully nude and stopping oncoming traffic by waving your junk CounterClock wise.

"I was stuck in Traffic this morning because John was Wankidoodleing again."

by Kevin lev. December 11, 2007

wankerdoodle

When you take off your pants and whip your schlong out, sneak up behind someone, pants them, then stick your penis in their butthole.

Damnit! Rachel just gave me a wankerdoodle... again. I knew she had a penis.

by Rachel Martinez November 28, 2006