Wamps

Any unfortunate person with the affliction of Palmar Hyperhidrosis. This condition is often referred to as Dead Fish Handshake or "Servin' Up Week-old Lunchmeat".
A living legend of Norristown, PA, “Wamps” is a deliberately strange and very outspoken individual who began collecting nicknames as an adolescent. “Fish-Grease” makes himself a target for nicknames because of his poor style of dress, sinister laugh, foul body odor, twisted philosophy, and overall lack of righteousness. Despite his lower back tattoo, “Rat-Scrap” has managed to maintain several groups of friends, most of them being from high school and the rest from hanging out at local bars. For example, when “Patty-Cake” is posted up at Nippers he is known as “Creeper”. If he were to leave Nippers and walk up the street to Chapps, he would be greeted as “Waffles”. “Splish” pretends that the nickname-calling doesn’t bother him, but his evil sneer will show you that he’s irritated. When “Hagfish” gives daps to the people that know him, a firm handshake is out of the question because “Slimer” has palms that are constantly gooey. It is usual for most people to offer “Slick” a fist-pound, of which he will likely refuse because “Squirtchy” knows that pounds are blatantly disrespectful. His closest friends don’t risk touching his fishy hand and if anything, they will attempt to give “Snailer” a simple head-nod. Legend has it that his brain stem was replaced by a salamander membrane (similar to a gland) which keeps his hands sticky. “Gerbil” can also be spotted driving his Ron-Lobster which is a red Mazda that’s been converted to an amphibious underwater exploration vessel.
by john_raw February 22, 2011
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The phrase said by a random anchovie multiple times in SpongeBob SquarePants in the episode "I'm Your Biggest Fanatic" whenever Kevin got stung by a Jellyfish. In the episode, Kevin was trying to get SpongeBob to get hurt in a "rigorous test".
Fish: Wamp Wamp Wamp!

Kevin: Will you cut that out?!
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whut it dew; whats up; hows it hanging.
Ted: Wamp Wamp

Bill: Nothin...chillin.
by MOA da Great October 29, 2006
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To holla at a lady, the act of hollering at a young lady.
wamp wamp baby whats sup wit chu?
by kiki123 May 09, 2008
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Hip Hop Mating Call. Honking your horn twice. Looking for a fine young lady.
Malice: *Honks Horn* (Wamp Wamp)

Lady: Hello there.
by PWEEZY December 30, 2006
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"I was hoping to pick up that white wamp wamp tonight."
by Kernel Poppa December 17, 2006
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wamp wamp or wahhhhhhnnn are southern terms interchangeable with phrases such as "this is quite comedic" or "i am very much enjoying this situation."
Bill: Yo dawg, I just ate some fiya tacos!

Ted: wamp wamp!
by Pickles McCallister March 04, 2011
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