wampeter 

The pivot of a karass, around which the souls of the members of the karass revolve. From Kurt Vonnegut and the Books of Bokonon.

A karass has two wampeters at any time, one waxing and one waning.

wampeter by Mister Helpful July 20, 2008

wampter 

when that shit (slizz) gapes by more that 6 inches

dude have you seen Melissa's slizz

yeah bro that shit wampting

on JAH out of 5 that shit looks like a carcrash wampter

wampter by Deroman23 February 23, 2022

walpetero 

N-A giraffes largely inflated penis

Look at that walpetero, its fucking huge.

walpetero by Hoylar Fiasky December 1, 2006