A wapsicale is a combonation of wap and a popsical. Usally eaten on warm summer days, with a flavouring of wap, tuna and seafood. Kids love wapsicales!
Ice cream dealer: What do you want?
Some random ass 6 year old: One wapsicale please!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).