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A kickass beast who lives on Hoth and eats anything it damn well pleases. Wampas can only be killed by Jedi and Boba Fett.
A pack of wampas rampaged Coruscant and murdered everyone in sight...everyone.
by Big Tommy Atilla December 2, 2003
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Wampa - V
- A man that is one with the ladies.
- One who posses's extreme abilities in the "sack"
Like this man here with his chick magnet net handle
Wampa One
- Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back
by Elf Blond October 25, 2006
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when you're having sex with a woman and, as she's about to climax, you take a handful of snow and shove it in her vagina
I saved snow since winter to wampa this bitch and now she wants me arrested for sexual assault sex kinky
by broof September 5, 2014
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Eh a polar bear would eat a whole pack of wampas for breakfast.
Wampas are pretty naff!
by Dirge September 29, 2004
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Wampa Ice Creature

The bone-chilling cold is not the only danger that awaits a traveler on the Hoth plains. Despite standing over two meters in height, the wampa ice creature is nonetheless a stealthy predator. Its white fur is the perfect camouflage, and the howling Hoth winds mask its approach until it is too late. With a crushing blow from its clawed hand, a wampa is strong enough to snap the neck of even a hardy tauntaun.

Wampas live in caves carved from the Hoth ice. It is here that the ice creature drags its prey. It suspends its victims from the cave ceiling until it is ready to feast.

The Rebels were plagued with wampa attacks when they erected their hidden base on Hoth. Commander Luke Skywalker was savagely attacked by a wampa while on scouting duty. Skywalker narrowly escaped becoming a meal and dying in a Hoth blizzard. Despite bacta treatment administered by the skilled medical droid 2-1B, Luke still bears scars from that encounter.

Just prior to the evacuation of the Hoth base, the Rebels had to deal with repeated wampa attacks. The first indication that was something amiss was the discovery of a dead tauntaun, its neck mysteriously broken. Attracted to the sound of astromech droids, several wampa ice creatures penetrated deeper and deeper into the Alliance caverns. The Rebels were able to capture at least one wampa in a pen before having to abandon Echo Base altogether.
by not a starwars geek November 30, 2004
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Wampa Sex

1.) Hang your female of choice from meat hooks in a cold room. (below 32oF)
2.) Eat out her plump, pre-non shaven vagina (see Fur-Burger)
3.) Taunt your women with a plump t-bone steak to further her hunger for meat.
4.) Proceed to climb a foot stool and mount the woman.
5.) Next continue to pound her butt-hole with a juicy, lubed, hair-ridden penis. ;

viola! thus, Wampa Sex!
1.) "I heard Lars gave some dirty wampa sex on Hoth on Friday."

2.) Girl #1: "I just don't know if wampa sex is the right thing to do, but he really wants to."
Girl #2: "If he wants it, just do it once. you won't regret it." :)
by Dah Milkman April 12, 2009
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--Wampa Ice Creature--

The bone-chilling cold is not the only danger that awaits a traveler on the Hoth plains. Despite standing over two meters in height, the wampa ice creature is nonetheless a stealthy predator. Its white fur is the perfect camouflage, and the howling Hoth winds mask its approach until it is too late. With a crushing blow from its clawed hand, a wampa is strong enough to snap the neck of even a hardy tauntaun.

Wampas live in caves carved from the ice. It is here that the ice creature drags its prey. It suspends its victims from the cave ceiling until it is ready to feast.

The Rebels were plagued with wampa attacks when they erected their hidden base on Hoth. Commander Luke Skywalker was savagely attacked by a wampa while on scouting duty. Skywalker narrowly escaped becoming a meal and dying in a Hoth blizzard. Despite bacta treatment administered by the skilled medical droid 2-1B, Luke still bears scars from that encounter.

Just prior to the evacuation of the Hoth base, the Rebels had to deal with repeated wampa attacks. The first indication that was something amiss was the discovery of a dead tauntaun, its neck mysteriously broken. Attracted to the sound of astromech droids, several wampa ice creatures penetrated deeper and deeper into the Alliance caverns. The Rebels were able to capture at least one wampa in a pen before having to abandon Echo Base altogether.
by Official_SW Definitions_ December 4, 2004
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