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A practitioner of wabism
He's such a sodding Wabyst
Wabyst by Beijingbabe November 22, 2004
Words you can keep
obviously had WAY too much to drink, drunk, inialated, severely intoxicated, shit-faced, pissed(my english friend refers to it this way), three sheets to the wind, trashed
Sober dude: "Why are you past out on the floor with your pants around your ankles?"

Drunk dude: "Dude, I dunno. I got waysted last night."
waysted by missliss April 16, 2008
Related Words
Product found in Japanese soaphouses.
Associated with Wabism.

First discovered by Waby after being found Wabyd for JD in Tokyo.

Reputed cost paid for by friends but not taken up.
I'm Wabyd, don't need no Wabysan tonight, check out my Wabys, wibble wibble, bugger me backwards. I'll sing anyway.
Wabysan by Beijingbabe November 22, 2004

waystedd 

How you spell wasted when you are inebriated beyond recognition.
Dude!!! I'm Fuckin' Waystedd!!!
Wabysan is a widely used Wabys treatment and a vigorous detox agent. It's powerful germ-killing action ensures clean, white sanitised todgers every time; that's the "Wabysan promise". Because it was developed for hygienically cleaning todgers, not only does it clean, it sanitises, deoderises, whitens and brightens them. Wabysan's antibacterial, active oxygen formula keeps on working for a full 24 hours, killing bacteria involved, and removing stains in your clothes that would be permanent otherwise.
Not tonight, I must soak my todger in Wabysan.
Wabysan by Beijingbabe November 22, 2004
Social disease contracted by contact with a Waby.
Doctor, please help freeze off these Wabys.
Wabys by Beijingbabe November 21, 2004
A virgin who is suicidal and gains pleasure from hopping on 20 inch dildos after his dad used it on the family goat that his mom fucks every morning. This Virgin is known to have no girls at all and give all his gay homies blowjobs everyday. He also loves to shove anything up his ass and lick it afterwards. Wayst people are scum and deserve to be eternally butt fucked by prisoners. Wayst people aren’t allowed near children and they tend to throat fuck toddlers.
“Damn Danny, Tod is kinda wayst these days. I really hope he kills himself before he touches those nursery school kids.”
wayst by Real gent September 3, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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