JD - Jebać Disa Skurwysyna
by JD2GMD August 30, 2020
Male name- comes from taking the initials of either two first names, a first and middle name, or sometimes even a first and last name.

JD's are typically really good looking, very smart, funny, respectful, and easy to get along with. Most often they are also somewhat shy. If you are a girl, you will most likely find yourself very much attracted to a JD even if he is completely oblivious to it.

If for some reason a JD isn't too shy to talk to you (eventually) then you are very lucky.
"Is that Noah Wyle?"
"Oh nope..that's JD."
by Urbanslangchick December 31, 2011
An early colonial American unit of length that has made a recent return to golf lingo. A JD is roughly equal to 0.039 inch, 0.991 Joel dick, or 1mm in the International System of Units (SI).
If that putt was 2 JD's to the right, I'd have made a birdie!
by Viper211 June 20, 2011
If you know a JD you are the luckiest person in the world. He is the sweetest most caring guy you could ever meet. At first he is shy and might seem a little cocky but once you get to know him you realize he is a outgoing amazing guy. His mischievous half grin will have you smiling for weeks whenever you think about it. His laugh will make your heart flutter. He is very passionate about many things and could talk about them for hours. Once you get to know him better you will see that he is also a very sensitive guy who cares about things more than he would like to admit. He is perfect marriage material and one of the hardest workers you will ever meet. JDs will make you laugh until you can barely breath. They are the type of guys you would want to go on a road-trip with or watch movies with for hours. They also love to cuddle.

They are great listeners and care about the ones they love. They are devoted to whomever or whatever they want to put their time to. They will be there for you through thick or thin. A JD will listen to you rant no matter how petty your ranting may be. They will always be there to give you a hug and hold you tight through tough times. JDs may seem tough and may have a temper at times but they need to be loved too. A hug or a kiss on the forehead will make their day.

I am thankful to have a JD in my life. If you know a JD, hold on to him because he is the best guy you could ever have :)
Girl a: I think I am in love with JD
Girl b: Ya’ll have only been talking for a week, calm down.

Girl a: I just can’t help it…he’s just so sweet. I think he’s the one
by Natural mess January 31, 2022
1.The coolest dork i know and the main character on scrubs.

2. somebody who trips or hallucinates frequently.
1. Lisa: after kissing J.D. Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you having a good time?
JD: Actually, it's a roll of quarters.
takes out roll of quarters
JD: Laundry day!

2. person 1: dude how long has eric been starin at that lightbulb?
person 2: about an hour..
person 1: he is such a JD!
by BalisticBob July 1, 2004
abbrv. Jack Daniels. A sweet tasting Tennesee whiskey. See also Jack
I'll have a JD and coke
by JediAndi April 5, 2003
main character from TV series SCRUBS. JD is short for John Dorian. He idolizes Dr. Perry Cox who constantly calls him in a girls name. JD has a bestfriend named Turk whom he called Chocolate Bear. JD is also Elliot's ex-boyfriend and bestfriend. JD was called Bambi by Nurse Carla Espinosa.
Carla: about a male intern You're right; he definitely has a cute little butt.

Elliot: It's almost like it's been sculpted.

JD.: Who cares? Everyone has a cute butt; I have a cute butt.

Carla: You should bring it in someday.
by jininin April 26, 2009