wayst

A virgin who is suicidal and gains pleasure from hopping on 20 inch dildos after his dad used it on the family goat that his mom fucks every morning. This Virgin is known to have no girls at all and give all his gay homies blowjobs everyday. He also loves to shove anything up his ass and lick it afterwards. Wayst people are scum and deserve to be eternally butt fucked by prisoners. Wayst people aren’t allowed near children and they tend to throat fuck toddlers.

“Damn Danny, Tod is kinda wayst these days. I really hope he kills himself before he touches those nursery school kids.”

wayst by Real gent September 3, 2019

ciao wasted 

an italian term: ciao (meaning hi in this case) wasted, meaning smashed.

Sandra: Yo he's so smashed...
Alessio: CIAO WASTED!!
Nick: Mmmm...

ciao wasted by italianwop September 24, 2009

waist management 

euphemism for dieting / wordplay on 'waste management'

If you plan on getting into that old tux of yours, you'd first better get into some waist management.

waist management by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 2, 2014

flame wasted

Wasted beyond belief. Number one cause of girls kissing girls and can lead anyone to basically go nuts.

Liz drank 2 beers and 2 shots and got flame wasted because she's a girl and girls can't drink as much as guys.

flame wasted by LizIsLiz March 26, 2012

Doosh waste 

The upper echelon of being a complete douche bag. Not the useful, clean, vinegary fluid that goes in, but the useless, cottage cheesy, foul smelling mucousy substance that comes out.

That dude marcus is a fuckin tool bag. Yeah dawg, he's a total bag of doosh waste.

Doosh waste by Skidawg75 October 9, 2020

waste of bungwipe 

Very similar to an oxygen thief; a totally worthless PWPOSMF (pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker).
The term bungwipe refers to toliet paper, so the waste of bungwipe is somebody that does not really need to exist; e.g., a pollutant in the gene pool.

Goddammit stop doing that you waste of bungwipe!!!

That mofo is such a waste of bungwipe that I want to force-feed him ten boxes of extra-strength Ex-Lax, water it down his esophagus with a couple of quarts of concentrated camel urine, and then sew his lips to his asshole.

waste of bungwipe by Telephony January 17, 2012

XP Waste 

In RuneScape, when something causes a loss of XP, it is considered an XP waste.

Short for experience waste.

House party? XP Waste.
Homework? XP Waste.
Girlfriend? XP Waste.

XP Waste by Nova Fission August 1, 2012