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wankidextrous

the ability to wank both left and right handed
rich is wankidextrous, he can browse the internet and wank and not struggle with the mouse !
wankidextrous by Rich_2oo3 September 2, 2008

wackidextrous 

wack·i·dex·trous
–adjective

1. the abillity to masturbate equally well with either hand
I can jerk off with both my right and left hands, I'm wackidextrous!
wackidextrous by Bejabbers June 17, 2007

wankidoodle 

The process of Getting nude and waving your junk (i.e cock'n balls)at on coming traffic in a counter clock wise motion.
"I was stuck in traffic this morning because John was wankidoodleing again."
wankidoodle by Kevin lev. December 18, 2007

wankidoodle 

The act of Getting fully nude and stopping oncoming traffic by waving your junk CounterClock wise.
"I was stuck in Traffic this morning because John was Wankidoodleing again."
wankidoodle by Kevin lev. December 11, 2007
A person who plays lasertag and other childish games whiie attepmting to use a tactic from a Vietnam. Often times a warkid obsesses over video games and is a cock block or puts salt in anothers game. A warkids diet consists mainly of that of a left behind soldier. Warkids often eat sticks and grass.
Warkid: Did you see me in there? I did exactly what they did in The First Battle of Saigon.

Normal Person: Did you see that you were playin a videogame. LOSER
warkid by whamola May 16, 2006

wankidexterous

To be able to wank as good with your left hand as with your right.
I tested myself to see if I was wankidexterous last night, buy now my johnson is just sore.
wankidexterous by tickles425 February 24, 2009
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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